Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
This is fantastic
"If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it."-Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel
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stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.